Just A Joke

THE NEW STUDENT

There is a course in London that open the course for foreigner. The students are Alberto and Robin. One day, there is a new student from Hindi named Ranjhi.

Ranjhi              : Tok.. tok.. tok.. “Good evening, sir :)”

Teacher           : “Good evening, are you a new student?”

Ranjhi              : “Yes, I am (he shakes one’s head)”

Teacher           : “Ooow, O.K, sit down. I am going to call your name”

Ranjhi              : “Yes, sir (he shakes one’s head)”

Teacher           : “Alberto…”

Alberto            : “Present”

Teacher           : “Robin…”

Robin                : “Present, sir”

Teacher           : “Ranjhi…”

Ranjhi              : “Gift, sir (with shakes one’s head)”

Alberto and Robin : “Hhaaa??? (looked confused).

Teacher           : “What do you mean, Ranjhi?”

Ranjhi              : “I read the book this morning and I get a new lesson. The other 

                               word from^present^ is ^gift^ (he smiles and shakes one’s 

                                head). Am I wrong? :) ”.

Teacher            : "Oh God (Speechless)" -_-

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