Just A Joke

THE NEW STUDENT

There is a course in London that open the course for foreigner. The students are Alberto and Robin. One day, there is a new student from Hindi named Ranjhi.

Ranjhi              : Tok.. tok.. tok.. “Good evening, sir :)”

Teacher           : “Good evening, are you a new student?”

Ranjhi              : “Yes, I am (he shakes one’s head)”

Teacher           : “Ooow, O.K, sit down. I am going to call your name”

Ranjhi              : “Yes, sir (he shakes one’s head)”

Teacher           : “Alberto…”

Alberto            : “Present”

Teacher           : “Robin…”

Robin                : “Present, sir”

Teacher           : “Ranjhi…”

Ranjhi              : “Gift, sir (with shakes one’s head)”

Alberto and Robin : “Hhaaa??? (looked confused).

Teacher           : “What do you mean, Ranjhi?”

Ranjhi              : “I read the book this morning and I get a new lesson. The other 

                               word from^present^ is ^gift^ (he smiles and shakes one’s 

                                head). Am I wrong? :) ”.

Teacher            : "Oh God (Speechless)" -_-

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Describing Object

MY CUTE STUDENT

I have a cute student. He is in kindergarten. His name is Fariz. He has round face and thick eyebrows. He has slanted eyes and chubby cheeks. His nose looked flat because he is chubby. He has short black heavy hair. He has bright skin. He can’t sit for a long time because his belly is bloat. He likes wearing a t-shirt and short pant. He has some habitual. For example, when he felt tired for sitting he would take a deep breath, when he did not on a good mood to study, he will make scribble on his book. I prefer play a game when he get bored because I can't push him to study. He is so funny. :)

The Unforgettable Experience

The Surprise in My Birthday

Everybody must have an unforgettable experience, including me. The unforgettable experience happened when I was in the fifth grade of elementary school in Malang. I went to school with my friends on foot. The first lesson was natural science subject. The teacher who taught the lesson was Mr. Suko. It was a special day. At first, Mr. Suko asked me to imitate something. At the end of the lesson, I got a surprise from Mr. Suko and my classmate. I did not realize that day was my birthday.

Mr. Suko came to the class and sat on the chair. Mr. Suko asked me to come forward and I did it. When I was in front of the class, Mr. Suko said “Linda, do you know how the butterfly flies?” and I answered “Yes, I do sir”. And then Mr. Suko said “Imitate the butterfly flies, please”. In front of the class, I flied like a butterfly. I flied around my classmate of about a minute, and then Mr. Suko stopped my action. He asked me about the rainbow, “Linda, do you know the rainbow?” and I answered “Yes, I do sir. The rainbow is beautiful”. Mr Suko said, “You are right, so what will you do if you see the rainbow? Show us your expression”. I pretended see the rainbow, I pointed the rainbow and said “Wow, the rainbow is so beautiful. There are various colors”. After I had finished for acting, Mr. Suko and my classmate gave me applause. I smiled to my friends and I felt happy.

I still stayed in front of the class. Mr. Suko asked my friend who sat beside me to come forward, her name is Debby. She come forward and closed my eyes. I thought that Mr. Suko asked me to do something else, so I stand up in front of the class conveniently. Two minutes later, I heard my classmates left their chair and stood around me. I felt something that applied on my face, it had fragrance but I did not know what kind of the thing was. I thought that my face became a drawing book. Of about three minutes later, my friends finished for applying something on my face. When I opened my eyes, I touched my face and I knew that something was lip stick. Oh God, I can not believe it. I surprised because my teacher and my classmate sang a birthday song for me. After they had done for singing, my classmate gave me the gifts. It made me happy and it was touching. I had not had held the birthday party before. I was so happy because I had a teacher and classmate who were kind.J

My Daily Activities

MY DAILY ACTIVITIES

            Hi, guys! I am Linda. Now, I will tell you about my daily activities. I do a lot of things all day, I like being a busy person. For me, busy is fun. 

            I get up at 4.30 a.m. and directly I turn off the music of my phone and then I charge my phone. I like listening music before I go to bed. So, I turn off the music when I get up. After I have done with my phone, I tidy up my bedroom and then I take a bath. When I have done, I help my parents to do something. For example, cooking, sweeping the floor, washing the dishes and sometimes my mother asks me to go to the traditional market for shopping. While my mother cooks, my father feeds the chicken. My parents and I take a breakfast at 6.15 a.m. My parents must go to work at 6.30 a.m. and they will arrive at home in the night. I am a student of Muhammadyah university and I take English Education Department. The campus is far enough from my home, so I go to the campus by motorcycle. I am in the campus in the morning until noon. I like to take a lunch at home but when I have something to do in the campus, usually I take a lunch in front of the campus. There are so many kind of food, like meat-ball, chicken noodle, and so many kind of beverage, like ice tea, fruit ice, sugar cane ice, and etc. In the evening, I teach the students in the course place. I teach the students in my home on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. On Tuesday and Thursday I teach in another course place. Teaching is my passion. On Sunday morning, usually I help my mother to sell juice and fruit ice in the traditional market. I meet a lot of people who buy food ingredients. I also meet greengrocers, fishmongers, butchers, and etc. I am not shy. I am happy because I can help my mother. At night, usually my parents and I talk about our day. We talk about something happened and make a joke. It is a great time for us to talk anything. 

TIPS FOR BAD RELATIONSHIP

TIPS FOR BAD RELATIONSHIP

            Broken heart is a problem for somebody-specially for girl or woman. Some of them don’t care about them self. They lose the spirit and don’t want to do anything. For example, they don’t want to eat, just stay in the bedroom, dreaming, imagine the bad thing that someone ever done to them. No matter how painful it is, the point is “it has to end”. Don’t be sad anymore and don’t do the crazy thing such as kill yourself. O.K, there are some tips to move on from bad relationship.

1.      Cry if you want to cry.

It is O.K for you if you want to cry, it will make your feeling better. Don’t hide away the sadness, the disappointment, and the anger because it will burden up your heart.

2.      Share

You can share your problem with your mother or close friend. It will make your heart relieved.

3.      Pray to God

All of the problems that we faced, it is because God has manage it. God knows the best for us and God always give us the best. We must entrust to God about everything in our life. So, pray to Him and ask the strength to face the problem-broken heart.

4.      Smile

Smile gives signal on your brain automatically and smile will make you feel better.

5.      Take good care of yourself

It is time to move on! No sad anymore. Do the good things, eat right, sleep right for example. Pay attention to your style, make it better.

6.      Don’t take a relationship immediately

You don’t need to get a new boyfriend, the thing that you need is fix your personality, your career to be better. If you take a relationship immediately, it can be make a new problem because you love him just for forget your ex boyfriend.

7.      Refreshing

Yupz, it is time for you to refresh your mind. Go to some place and enjoy your time or hang out with your friend to interesting place.

8.      Prepare to the future

Being the problem as your experience in life and make sure that you will not fall to the same hole. Someone whom you must make happy is your parents, not your boyfriend. Focus on your future and make your parents happy and proud of you. Believe on God, He has prepared soul-mate for you all. All in all, it is hard to move on when you get a bad relationship but it is not impossible if you try and realize that it is the best for you. It is not as bad as you think. Life is not always happy, life is not always sad. Problems are process to be a better person, because from problem we can get a new lesson of life.